Monday, December 20, 2010

how to spend 3 weeks till christmas

it's really very simple. there are

three and a half  weeks before christmas
twenty-four days
five hundred seventy-six hours
thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty minutes

simply put..
out of those i will devote
18 days to working
roughly 8 hours a day i am in my work building
7 hours are spent in bed
and the other 8 or 9 are mostly spent doing jack... who knows. i've never asked myself or answered to anyone about it

here's the predicament. christmas, 24 days..
shopping
shipping
cards
posting

biggest problem shipping.
what to do when you have to do these these but all you really want to do is (and I quote murphy here) "faf" about and do your own things cause you can't really be bothered getting all these things together because it's fairly difficult, the post office is difficult, far away, open only during my lunch break (my love for food is hard to break) and even if i go during my break i practically have to run, who wants that burden.. bah!

okay. get it done quickly.

numero uno project, complete. i did send things out, got it done.. heh. from what i gather it'll even make it there before chrsitmas. i'm on it, like white on rice. wha!

what now. ah yes... a trip. because climbing mountains at the start of december is fun, and it's spectacular when you go south and the weather is perfect even though you never bothered to check the weather because you were to lazy. great job!

haeinsa, an old temple. peace, serenity, and free water abound to those who can spot it. otherwise some might only see it as a lot of stairs plopped onto the side of the mountain with some fancy brick work.

don't let this mash-up of words fool you, i may seem a bit jaded about the haeinsa movement, nope not a bit. i found my peace there. i realized my serenity and even tried the fresh spring water. attempted and succeeded a climb i was actually unaware i was doing at the time.
[note]: when you pick a mountain you can see the top of note it on a map.. it'll give perspective.
i enjoyed the soothing company of a good friend and had great food.
i discovered the great feeling of traveling and arriving by bus and train.

if the peace of land didn't drive home the feeling of calm i'm sure seeing the incredible scope of buddhist text written on tablets. it fascinated and astounded my scholarly mind and surely would have dumbfound those who didn't know such things existed. or maybe it was the mountain river running through the midst of the path in some spots, that took away my existing cares and for a moment made me forget the threats that are rising and the shadow of danger that has been cast across the country, and as i looked from the top of the mountain over a very consuming and vast mountain range near this utterly gorgeous temple i could maybe see a portion of survival, feel the tug of the wind against me and the call of the wilderness in my blood.

but really don't take my word for it. i wouldn't even bother reading anything actually, but by now if you've read this it's much to late for you my friend. i'm sorry.


The KTX... first time ever.. fast train. classy, we rode it backwards, i took window. nana


view from the room


winter is coming




the temple grounds

prayer rooms


steven decided to switch a monks walking stick with another's umbrella.. bahahahaha

it still felt like fall, nothing like december

the 1,200 year old tree, planted by a buddhist

haeinsa day 1: over... 

Food Time!!! and What a spread!
BibimBop and Bulgogi and like twenty thousand different sides

seriously? we're hiking.


at the tippy top

koreans and their personal space concepts. or maybe it was the cold wind?

to the west

to the south

the fiesty wind nearly blew me off the north face

the feet that took us to the top 

thank you mr. korean man


check it!

much love... that was a lot higher than i thought originally. 4k hike.. eh why not. 5,000 ft. oh, really?

the mt. from the parking lot.


i also again went to the aquarium, this time with stephen. it really is nice. we tried to save a horseshoe crab that was (excuse the pun) stuck between a rock and a hard place (glass)... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

oh yes, they would certainly eat you if the glass broke. sharks, watch out.

"homeless mi-gook steals starfish from local aquarium and sets them free"

wait... what? stephen? noooooooo....
you need to look happy to be in there.


jelly fish...

o.m.g. so many pictures. 

k.thanks.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

november was eaten by a lion and an elephant

i have no idea where it went really. november, huh... well.

it.
got.
cold.

don't worry. i'm taking my vitamins and teaching my children too not cough into their desk partners face, but instead at least their hand... only time will tell if they'll ever understand why i'd like them to use their elbows. so never mind learning polite public manners, lets teach kindergarten children about past, present and future tense verbs. sentences please. also could you read that 5 chapter book with them and complete their 2nd grade math books... oh and while you're at that, explain the way the piston in a pneumatic grabbing arm works and how the moon causes the tides, waxes, and wanes...uh, oh yes excuse me, hello there... i'm sorry i didn't realize that when i signed up for this i'd have to teach ALL subjects! couldn't we just color pictures and play with toys? talk about silly kid things...
shit. i hope...! ah nah, of course i can teach it, but what in the world.. what if i wasn't able. i think there'd be some pretty messed up kids out there thinking apples weighed less than strawberries, and 15-9 = 24, pink was green, and the gat kat that sat on the lat ... well, it was really the fat cat sat on the mat... ugh, phonics.
ballz, why didn't i think of teaching them silliness earlier, would have been a good laugh. honestly though, i've been amazed at what these children learn.

i digress.... the cold. it's addled my brains. all scrambled and frozen up. i would mention something here tying it together about the vomit i see while walking through the streets to work, but it'd just be too much to handle through the blog.

there's something about the cold here, that kicks on all survival instincts just by walking outside. everything else evaporates from your mind with a kick in the ass from a bone-dry, ice-cold wind. brrrrrr!
nothin' like the crisp pierce of ice to the brain on a morning walk to work.

november went by in a blur. seems like these months have been doing that, can't say that i mind. i would say cold is fun in small snowy doses, otherwise it can just roil around in siberia. they've been dealing with it ages longer than i have.

november saw:
friends leave, cakes being baked (finally a mini oven), thanksgiving being ate, and a trip to a far off temple (pictures in a separate blog).
enjoy the captures

 the first mess to emerge from the mini oven... halloween hangover pie!


icing


as the night was clearly drawing to a close, david couldn't resist the urge to give terrence one last ice before his time was over. great job!


T.H.A.N.K.S.G.I.V.I.N.G

happy thanksgiving mr. ireland, how's it feel to participate in american tradition. bahahaha.

no mess of eating is complete without cass and soju.



no thanksgiving is complete with out the enjoyment of pumpkin pie, even from costco

the thanksgiving spread. mmmmmhhh


Next stop Haeinsa... ding-ding-ding

Sunday, October 31, 2010

oh,... that night

i don't think that chelsea's cocktail hour needs anymore explanation than:
friends
costumes
drinks
salad bowl
...

oh my an ajumma

race horses

couple costumes: dominoes... snaaaaake eyesssss

dos pirates

a mouse-y (oh 'ello there adeline!!)

greece in all it's glory

cRaaaaCk plAYA

uhh my bed somehow turned noraebong

david's nipple. tarzan has nothin

the women of lci? 

over and out. the rest of my night and 6am bus ride is lost to the history books


Thanks Guys. It was a good night.